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Web Stalkers
Chapter 3 -
Web Weirdos

The Land of Fruits and Nuts

Not only do they protect against incoming signals, but they also block most forms of brain scanning and mind reading, keeping the secrets in your head truly secret. AFDBs are safe and operate automatically.  All you do is make it and wear it and you're good to go!  Plus, AFDBs are stylish and comfortable.”

Software manufacturers are also catering to the needs of the web psycho.  The MindGuard ® software is an excellent example. 

According to the website, “MindGuard is a program for Amiga and Linux computers that protects a user’s mind by actively jamming and/or scrambling psychotronic mind-control signals and removing harmful engrammic pollutants from the brain.”

All versions of MindGuard have the following features:

  • Biorhythmic synchronization

  • Birth name based numerological functions

  • Logging

  • Support for all known psychotronic carriers

  • Modular carrier system for easy upgrades

  • DePsych mind deprogrammer removes post-psychotronic empagrams

  • Automatic signal deciphering

  • Dishevel-Bippsie, PsyDET, LZI, and LZII algorithms


The above text is an excerpt from:

Web Stalkers
Protect yourself from Internet Criminals & Psychopaths
ISBN 0-97-45993-9-5

by Donald K. Burleson, Stephen Andert

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