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Oracle Tips by Burleson |
Web Stalkers
Chapter 3 -
Web Weirdos
The Land of Fruits and Nuts
Many people have a moment of epiphany when they first recognized
that friends and neighbors were a whole lot more screwed-up than
they could have imagined. If one prefers not to pre-judge people,
the upcoming sections will not be particularly enjoyable; however,
it is still important to understand that people found on the
Internet may not be remotely like what they may seem. It is built
into animal genes to judge the safety of any situation, and the lack
of visual and verbal clues available while communicating through the
Internet makes it especially challenging.
There are websites, which cater to paranoid
schizophrenics, with something like the Aluminum Foil Deflector
Beanie (AFDB), designed to protect the psychotic from harmful
mind-reading control carriers.
An Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie (AFDB) is a
type of headwear that can shield the brain from most electromagnetic
psychotronic mind control carriers. According to
www.zapatopi.net/afdb.html:
“AFDBs are inexpensive (even free if you don't
mind scrounging for thrown-out aluminium foil) and can be
constructed by anyone with at least the dexterity of a chimp (maybe
bonobo). This cheap and unobtrusive form of mind control protection
offers real security to the masses.
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