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Web Stalkers
Chapter 3 -
Web Weirdos

The Land of Fruits and Nuts

Many people have a moment of epiphany when they first recognized that friends and neighbors were a whole lot more screwed-up than they could have imagined.  If one prefers not to pre-judge people, the upcoming sections will not be particularly enjoyable; however, it is still important to understand that people found on the Internet may not be remotely like what they may seem.  It is built into animal genes to judge the safety of any situation, and the lack of visual and verbal clues available while communicating through the Internet makes it especially challenging.

There are websites, which cater to paranoid schizophrenics, with something like the Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie (AFDB), designed to protect the psychotic from harmful mind-reading control carriers.

An Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie (AFDB) is a type of headwear that can shield the brain from most electromagnetic psychotronic mind control carriers. According to

“AFDBs are inexpensive (even free if you don't mind scrounging for thrown-out aluminium foil) and can be constructed by anyone with at least the dexterity of a chimp (maybe bonobo). This cheap and unobtrusive form of mind control protection offers real security to the masses.

The above text is an excerpt from:

Web Stalkers
Protect yourself from Internet Criminals & Psychopaths
ISBN 0-97-45993-9-5

by Donald K. Burleson, Stephen Andert

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