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Redneck Squirrel Butt
Art
Available with male or female genitalia
Retail
Price $379.95
/ £274.95
Order now and save!
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Southern redneck art is one of
the fastest growing areas within the art world and prices are
skyrocketing for some of the finest deer butt works by the
renowned butt artists. |
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You don't have to spend thousands
of dollars to get original redneck art anymore.
Fortunately for
you, Rampant Redneck products has sought-out some of the finest
up-and comin' redneck artists to get you the redneck art that
you deserve.
Each doorbell is a custom-crafted genuine taxidermy, fitted with
your choice of male or female buttons.
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Real art for
Discerning
rednecks
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• Makes a great gift!
• Own a one-of-a kind redneck
art piece
• Also available with male features
• Impress your friends and
neighbors
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Deer butt
alien head aficionado's recommend that you
start with a fresh deer carcass, and this
always makes it more fun and educational for
the kids because they can share the joy of
disemboweling Bambi, they get a lesson in
anatomy and taxidermy, and they have the
thrill of creating a one-of-a-kind work of
art.
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Make
sure to tie-off the hiney hole |
When
preparing a deer butt alien head the
old fashioned way (from scratch),
it's important to tie off the anus
with a piece of string so that the
white tail area does not become
soiled with deer doo-doo when you
cut-open your treasure.
You
need to carefully open-up your deer,
starting right above the groin.
Once the incision is made you will
need to tie-off the anus again, from
the inside, and then sever the large
intestine right above the tie.
Next, cut the deer's throat,
severing the deer's neck all the way
back to the spine. This will
disconnect the arteries and throat
from the head. |
Now, all
you need to do is simply cut open the gut
upwards to the rib cage and watch junior's
delight when all the innards come-out in
one piece! Amazing!
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About the Artist:
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Travis Carter |
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