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Redneck Deer Butt "Doe
bell"™
Working doorbell, available with male or female
orifices
Retail
Price $379.95
/ £274.95
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Please allow 2-4 weeks for delivery. (They
don't give up their butts without a fight.) |
Only $295.99
(30% off) |
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Important note
regarding orders: Within 72 hours of receipt of
your order you will be contacted for details regarding house
voltage, button style, and optional personalization.
The artist will then custom craft your doe bell to your
personal specifications.
Southern redneck art is one of
the fastest growing areas within the art world and prices are
skyrocketing for some of the finest deer butt works by renowned butt artists. |
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In terms of overall popularity and
mass appeal, genuine Redneck art is now rivaling traditional folk art
as one of the best investments in collectable blue-collar art forms.
Fortunately, it's good news that you don't have to spend thousands
of dollars to get fine original redneck art anymore.
Fortunately for
you, Rampant Redneck products has sought-out some of the finest
up-and comin' redneck artists to get you the redneck art that
you deserve.
With a distinctive flair
reminiscent of 19th century American
Folk art, redneck Travis Carter customs crafts these
one-of-a-kind doorbells according to your personal
specifications.
Each red neck doorbell is a commissioned art project, custom-crafted
using genuine deer taxidermy, fitted with
your choice or male or female genitalia.
Creating a fine
redneck art doe bell
Deer butt
alien head aficionado's recommend that you
start with a fresh deer carcass, and this
always makes it more fun and educational for
the kids because they can share the joy of
disemboweling Bambi, they get a lesson in
anatomy and taxidermy, and they have the
thrill of creating a one-of-a-kind work of
red neck art. When
preparing a deer butt alien head the
old fashioned way (from scratch),
it's important to tie off the anus
with a piece of string so that the
white tail area does not become
soiled with deer crap when you
cut-open your treasure.
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Fine art for
the discerning
redneck
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• Makes a great gift!
• Own a one-of-a kind redneck
art piece.
• Also available with male of female features.
• Impress your friends and
neighbors with your good taste.
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Make
sure to tie-off the hiney hole |
You
need to carefully open-up your deer,
starting right above the groin.
Once the incision is made you will
need to tie-off the anus again, from
the inside, and then sever the large
intestine right above the tie.
Next, cut the deer's throat,
severing the deer's neck all the way
back to the spine. This will
disconnect the arteries and throat
from the head. Now, all
you need to do is simply cut open the gut
upwards to the rib cage and watch junior's
delight when all the innards come-out in
one piece! Amazing! |
About the Artist:
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Don Burleson |
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Don Burleson wrote
the Redneck
Philosophy, redefining the definition of folk art with his bold
interpretations of the contemporary American redneck.
Don Burleson is redneck born and bred,
a good ole boy with an artistic flair that has made him a
up-and-coming redneck art prodigy.
Burleson's redneck ennui is vividly
expressed in his one-of-a-kind deer butt creations where
Carter borrows from both contemporary and classical folk art
to create reflective works that distinguish this uniquely
American art form. Butt art does not get any
better than this. Upon your order, Don will
select the butt that meets your needs and customize
your "doe bell" with the orifices of your choice.
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"Doe Bell" is the registered trademark
™ of Rampant Techpress, all rights reserved.
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| The original redneck
"Doe" bell |
The buck bell |
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